kitchenknivesandcherrybombs asked: Brian! What if you're not the Justin Bieber of Rochester. What if Bieber is the Brian Latimer of the world?
1. If I went out and forgot my ID, I could use Wikipedia to get myself into R-Rated movies.
2. Maybe, even, I could get into Canada without a passport.
3. I would be too busy wrapped up in a paternity case to be able to really give your question the time and attention it deserves.
4. I would take a second to apologize publicly, and submit that No, I suppose probably everything does not, in fact, happen for a reason. And in a second, unrelated talking point I would declare myself a sophist, while simultaneously announcing my collaboration with Boards of Canada, who have been put to the challenge of arranging music exclusively composed of Klaus Nomi samples for my upcoming album (release date pending.)
5. I am just a seventeen year old Canadian dreamboat, why are you baiting me with questions like this?
